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saya satu. (direct translation please)

sah memang sah afi da kena boikot manhattan.
haritu afi fikir sebab ikan salmon perut ni meragam dua hari
tapi tadi, after makan spaghetti yang mama bawak
 pon afi temuntah jugak.
there must be something wrong with the ingredient.
tapi saya sangat malas ntuk menyiasat.

Ulangtayang Conversation Jam 10.30pm

beliau: "Salam. congratulations on ur MARRIAGE. 
sorila ak XDPT DTG WALIMAH KO"

afi: "hah??? apekah?"

beliau: "Eh janganla segan, KAWEN MUDA tu bagus. 
Benda yang baik elok kalau kita cepatkan *wink*"

afi: "sure xslp hntr msg?"

beliau: "Eh ini *namapenuhsaya* kan?

afi: "haah. betul.sangat betul
 tapi part kawen tu sangat SALAH ok. haha"

beliau: "eh yeke? alamak da tu sape yg kawen senanye?? 
malu dowh!"

~perbualan seterusnya adalah sensored~

adess. 
rasa macam nak hempuk je kepala beliau.

actually its not his fault pon,
tahun ni sangatsangatsangat ramai kawankawan afi yang 
merancang ntuk kahwin,
and berkahwin.
thats why lately afi asik cakap pasal 
kahwin kahwin dan kahwin
this is what we call
pengaruh rakan sebaya.

well to mira, aiman, nana, k.sue, hirman and k.sara
selamat menempuh alam perkahwinan.
semoga bahagia selalu!!

p/s: I need invitation cards. takmau jemput pakai sms
p/s: kepada k.sue sila stop cite pasal persiapan kahwin kamu. 
saya terlebih TERUJA dan itu adalah bahaya!!~


Comments

  1. smpai ati awk kawen xjmput sy..haha :D

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  2. haha..mane de..sy xkawen lagila.. kwn sy yg sengal tu silap orang.. XD

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