What women can do and men can't

The tittle itself is self explanatory.

Sebulan sekali akan ada waktu perempuan akan jadi moody, selera makan bertambah, suhu badan meningkat, tetiba terharu melampau lampau, sensitif tak ingat, suka bantah cakap orang, suka bom bom orang, suka nak jerit jerit sorang sorang, rajin cuci tandas, terlebih mengelamun dan macam macam perangai pelik yang lain.

Sebab apa? Sebab Allah anugerahkan perempuan sakit sebulan sekali. Jadi kawan kawan, silalah jangan jealous apabila sorang perempuan yang agak agak menepati ciri ciri di atas dimaafkan atas perbuatan pelik beliau kerana sakit beliau dah datang. Cuba kalau lelaki yang buat benda alah tu semua, mau dapat penyepak sorang satu kan? Kihkihkih.

notabadakair:

Dia: kenapa korang malu bila cakap pasal mens depan lelaki? Tu benda normal lah. And you are suppose to be proud of yourself to have mens. That means you can produce babies and again, you are normal. So kenapa nak segan segan?? Lelaki ni semua ada mak, kakak, adik, makcik, sepupu even nenek dorang pon ada mens jugak. Thats biology. Human cycle. Cool jelah.

Saya: Its private matter lor. When we need to ask patient about mens cycle in history taking pon kena cakap "SORRY THIS QUESTION IS A LIL BIT PRIVATE..." bagai so logiklah kalau kitorang segan kan??

Dia: er..*diam lima saat* PROPOSAL ANDA DITOLAK.

erk.

pengajaran: sila jangan mejawab lebih lebih atau anda akan merana selama lamanya.

Ok tu je, assalamualaikum

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Doktor Sakit Puan

Sebab aku perempuan, dan pesakit aku semua nya perempuan. Women only. Exclusive kan? Macam tulah Allah jaga aku, with His own ways. Heyy bukan senang aku nak cool je dengan tittle MO O&G ni. Makan dalam bertahun kot. Sobs. Dari student benci gila subjek O&G, sekarang amekau. Sobs lagi sekali. Being in this department wasn't my choice. Family person macam aku ni akan minta dijauhi dari O&G sumpah tak tipu, tapi nak wat acanerr aku insan terpilih. Lepas kena campak kat sini memang jatuh terduduk, tergolek, terdampar. Sampai sekarang masih cuba buang dendam pada dia yang campak aku kat lubang gelap ni walaupun sebenarnya dah agak agak boleh terima hakikat. Kalau terserempak dengan dia mesti akan terngiang ngiang ayat I resent you Fuhh dia punya dendam tak hengat. Tak pernah aku berdendam macam ni seuumur hidup. Now slowly tengah buang dendam sebab dah boleh terima kenyataan, KOT. Kenapa aku tak suka/ separa benci pada O&G? Sebabnye ...

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Aku dan Lipas.

I had terrible night last night. Siangnya pon agak terible jugakla. Dengan suara garau and muka yang hitam, kepala pusing plus temperature of 38.5 I could barely move. Bedridden. Weehu. And what make it worse? LIPAS. Had 2 scenes with lipas. First was, I found a freaking damn dead cockroach in my mihun tomyam. Imagine: I was like hungry to death and the cafe took like ages to deliver my food. Bila dah sampai I just dug in the food without doing the routine check. Suapan ke dua, I felt something strange about the tomyam. Rasa macam pelik. But keeps on eating cos LAPAR. On my 3rd suapan, I saw something weird floating on the spoon and as I took closer look, I screamed like it was no tomorrow. ADAKAH AKU TELAH MEMAKAN TOMYAM PERASA LIPAS? Omjayyyy!!! Called the cafe and explained the situation to a worker. Dengan pelat indon and bahasa melayu yang kurang mantapnya itu, she kept on asking whether I still kept the lipas I found in her tomyam. Seriously I feel like shouting at her on her f...

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Saiko

I wonder what had gotten into me before when I used to fight so strong just to be in this course. Babah agak tak suka saya amek course ni. Babah cakap, "You'll have no life." and "Once you step in that field, its equal to learn throughout ur whole life". Tapi saya yang dulu tak kesah ngan semua benda yang babah cakap. As long as he still supports me walaupun selalu cakap keburukan amek medic, I keep my head held high. Tak pandang belakang dah. I made my decision and that's it. No turning back. Tapi sekarang saya jadi keliru. Can I do this? Am I fit enough to be a good doctor? Can I diagnose correctly? Can I treat the patient the way I'm taught? Can I be like my lecturers who are super awesome? Can I? Bimbang. Keliru. Sometimes I feel like giving up. Rasa macam tak layak. Tengok semorang dah progress but me? Still kat takuk yang lama. Even worse, dah turun beberapa anak tangga. I tried to talk to my close friends abut this. But no help at all....

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