Evil doughnuts

Last night we had doughnut party or in other word parti kegemukan.

Babah was on his way back home when angah called and asked him to stop by Big Apple and buy us some doughnuts. So my dearie babah with his prinsip "beli biar lebih asal anak anak kenyang" dengan bangganya membeli 18 bijik doughnut yang menyebabkan saya makan sampai buncit. Heheh.

babah: mama beli pe for dinner?

saya: makanan kat kedai sebelah traffic light

babah: oo. cukup ke?

saya: terlebih cukup. 

babah: oklah tu. babah beli donut sikit je ni

saya: sikit? bape? *dalam otak pikir 2, 3 bijik*

babah: 18 je

I was like "what?? 18?? haha. People, people, we're going to have doughnut party tonight!!" 

And so, today, I weigh myself. Dengan mata separuh terbeliak I walked to my parents' room.

saya: I gained 4kgs! Itu baru balik seminggu kalau sebulan howww???!

babah: sebab tuh college kakak bagi a week off not a month off. Obviously that's because they care about your weight. HAHA

what?? Yeah right. 

so dear housmates, sila jangan terkejut apabila anda nampak seorang budak gemuk terlebih lemak masuk rumah esok lusa. Esok lusa?? Argh. MIGRAIN.

Ok tu je, assalamualaikum