I have this section on iGoogle called joke of the day. And today, the joke displayed was this one.
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died. "Now," he said, "what do you learn from this?" An eager student gave his answer.
"Well the answer is obvious," he said "if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."
Well the answer is obvious, if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE ANYWAY. I mean look what the alcohol did to the worms. FYI a worm is made up of 30000 genes while we human beingS are made up of 40000 genes, do the math only 10000 genes differ you from a worm! OMG!! If the alcohol kills them right away, you can imagine how it can make damage to human body.
Besides, alcoholic have much MUCH higher risk to get terminal diseases like liver cirrhosis, colon cancer and all the cancers available, so why drink alcohol if it brings no good?
And imagine, when you attend to a doctor and he is taking your history, one of the question would be "sorry sir, but do you drink alcohol frequently?" or "are you an alcoholic?" and if your answer is "yes" he will have a full plan of testing you for any possible terminal diseases.
So moral of the story, SAY NO TO ALCOHOL.