kawan: you look fat
saya: I don't care
kawan: you are short, and uhm uhm, short... and fat. that's not good.
saya: I don't even care if I look fat. So why do you? *hati mendidih*
kawan: because you are my friend. and I am supposed to tell you to look pretty and dear hear me please, start DIETING. Your weight is not proportional to your height
saya: I don't do diet. In fact my BMI is OK.
kawan: well, as you say. but if you don't change it then you won't be pretty, FOREVER.
p/s: Its OK if I'm far from pretty and I don't really care about my weight. Just please don't ridicule my height, I can't tolerate that one.